Okay. I definitely made up ‘bipolar muscularitis,’ but it does have the right kind of ring to it. As for the whiplash part, well, that’s where you come in. Consider this fair warning.
Last workout’s confetti celebration is being subjected to a retraction in today’s post-workout review. The controlled descent chin-up seems to be my greatest measure of how I’m doing, so let me do a bit of a recap on that front for the past 4 weight sessions.
Workout 11: Not awesome, but felt a bit more controlled on the way down. So, progress.
Workout 12: A huge step back from workout 11… Retraction!
Workout 13: Killed it! In a good way… Progress.
Workout 14 (today): No good. Retraction!
With so much back and forth, you must be getting some serious whiplash just watching my struggle unfold. As for my muscles, well, as you can clearly see, I’m on an exhaustive seesaw of able and not able. (Why is that piece of simple playground equipment called that? Someone suffering from tense confusion? And what does it have to do with sight? Teeter totter makes so much more sense.)
Anyway, there seems to be a pattern developing here and I’ve deemed this pattern the aforementioned bipolar muscularitis. I fully encourage any and all of you to swiftly adopt this term into your vocabulary. Now, in case you missed the obvious, I was a free-fall fool plummeting groundwards on my attempted controlled descent chin-ups today. It’s a little sad because I felt so victorious on Tuesday, but, like life… you lose some, you win some. If there’s anything to this bipolar muscularitis pattern then I’m sure the next workout will another underdog uprising.
- Bent over row
- Assisted chin-up with controlled descent
- Dumbbell row
- Sit ups
- Chest press
- Shoulder press
- Tricep overhead press
- Bicep curl
- Dumbbell squat
- Dumbbell reverse lunge
- Couch press (More colloquially known as… helping a friend move their new couch into their place.)