Mind Over Mushroom Challenge, Day 11: I Dip, You Dip, We Dip

This is now stuck in my head.

Chorus Lyrics

This goes out to all the mushrooms in the world

Especially porcini, you know it don’t even matter

Your age, don’t even matter yo colour

 

Yo chanterelle, I ain’t forget about y’all

This is for the shrooms that got me in a trance

Just listen to what I’m sayin’

And see I’m takin’ a chance

 

I put my hand up to my lip

When I dip, you dip, we dip

You leave cream cheese up on my lip

When you drip, I dip.. my chip

 

I put my hand up to my lip

When I dip, you dip, we dip

You’re slimy… and I know that

And you’re between my teeth all rubbery and round

 

Just get in my belly, like I said before

Ya’ll remember to go down

Just put a little dip with it

Now put those lips to it

 

Pop it, bite it, chew it, eat it

Can’t control it? I can hold it

 

I put my hand up to my lip

When I dip, you dip, we dip

You’re slimy… and I know that

And you’re between my teeth all rubbery and round

 

Get in my belly, like I said before

Ya’ll remember to go down

Just put a little dip with it

Now put those lips to it

 

Pop it, bite it, chew it, eat it

Can’t control it? I can hold it

 

It’s all a pain, but take a chance

Just get in my belly and do that dance ya’ll

I know you’ll digest, so don’t try to fight it

 

Take that cap and dice it, let me see it blend

Yeah, I like it like that, gettin me some dips

Drop down double up on those chips

Exit Sideways wanna see can ya’ll get in my belly

 

I put my hand up to my lip

When I dip, you dip, we dip

You leave cream cheese up on my lip

When you drip, I dip.. my chip

 

I put my hand up to my lip

When I dip, you dip, we dip

You’re slimy… and I know that

And you’re between my teeth all rubbery and round….

 

I think I’ve ruined your day enough. Good luck getting that out of your head.

In case you haven’t noticed – I made a mushroom dip today. Actually, it was a pesto. Basically the same thing right? Whatever it was – it was dippable. It was okay. It had a very mushroomy flavor that didn’t upset my stomach or get into my head, but that I still didn’t particularly care for. I was able to eat this snack without any negative repercussions; it just seemed a little bland, a little like dirt, but without the grit. While it didn’t take me down to gag-town, I’m just not a fan of the mushroom flavour.

Today’s Fungus Feast:

Mushroom Pesto Crostini – porcini mushrooms, white button mushrooms, walnuts, garlic, parsley, olive oil, parmesan, pepper, cream cheese and baguette slices.

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